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 A BEER BELLY POETRY MOMENT

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Beer Belly



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Join date: 2010-12-07

PostSubject: A BEER BELLY POETRY MOMENT   Tue Dec 14, 2010 11:55 am

OH SHE LOOKED SO FAIR,
IN THE MIDNIGHT AIR,
WHEN THE WIND BLEW UP HER NIGHTIE.
HER TITS HUNG LOOSE,
LIKE THE BALLS ON A MOOSE,
OH JEEZE, OH GOD ALMIGHTY.
SHE WIGGLED THEM ONCE,
SHE JIGGLED THEM TWICE,
SHE WIGGLED THEM ONE MORE TIME.
IF SHE DON'T STOP DOING THAT,
I'M GONNA' LOSE MY MIND!
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Trish



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Age: 45
Location: At my desk

PostSubject: Re: A BEER BELLY POETRY MOMENT   Tue Dec 14, 2010 5:36 pm

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Beer Belly



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PostSubject: Re: A BEER BELLY POETRY MOMENT   Tue Dec 14, 2010 5:46 pm

Trish wrote:


Trish, YOU got a FILTHY MIND!<snicker>
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Beer Belly



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PostSubject: Re: A BEER BELLY POETRY MOMENT   Thu Dec 16, 2010 9:22 am

LITTLE MISS MUFFET SAT ON A TUFFET,
EATING HER CURDS AND WHEY,
ALONG CAME A SPIDER,
SAT DOWN BESIDE HER,
AND SHE BEAT THE SHIT OUT IT WITH THE SPOON.
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Animal



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PostSubject: Re: A BEER BELLY POETRY MOMENT   Thu Dec 16, 2010 5:38 pm

NICE TO SEE SOME REAL CULTURE ON THIS BOARD. HERE YOU GO.............


SANTA CLAUSE CAME DOWN THE CHIMNEY
AND SPIED A FINE YOUNG LASS
SHE SQUEALED WITH JOY UNDER THE CHRISTMAS TREE
WHILE SANTA WAS NAILING HER IN THE ASS
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