OH SHE LOOKED SO FAIR,
IN THE MIDNIGHT AIR,
WHEN THE WIND BLEW UP HER NIGHTIE.
HER TITS HUNG LOOSE,
LIKE THE BALLS ON A MOOSE,
OH JEEZE, OH GOD ALMIGHTY.
SHE WIGGLED THEM ONCE,
SHE JIGGLED THEM TWICE,
SHE WIGGLED THEM ONE MORE TIME.
IF SHE DON'T STOP DOING THAT,
I'M GONNA' LOSE MY MIND!